There is an allusion to Tokyo Drift.

They'll hold that one for tomorrow. Can't get all the clicks at once.

Or, if you have abnormally large feet (16-17 in most brands but Nike, 18 in Nike), your shoe shopping is limited to what you can find that isn't completely offensive and doesn't require a line of credit.

That’s the best explanation I’ve seen of why Watt rubs so many people the wrong way. He seems like kind of a dorky kid from Wisconsin who happens to be a physical freak of nature. I suspect he would be much less annoying if he’d just be that guy, but he seems to have decided that he is the role model America needs, so…

I never felt the need to learn to tolerate the taste of beer, so having something beer-like to drink while out socially is handy. I quite like Angry Orchard when I can find it on tap, but the bottled (and canned) versions are hollow shells that should be avoided.

As long as Mounds are dark chocolate and Almond Joy is milk, Almond Joy is better.

Definitely the chef, but I’d go tech blogger over the libertarian.

See, I’d start with the most annoying, that way when I eventually succumb to their youthful vigor, I at least have the satisfaction of having punched at least a couple of them in their stupid faces.

Maybe if she was blowing Cousins

In a similar vein, when I was 10 or so, I was exceptionally bad at telling open doorways from glass walls. Going to the nice mall was an exercise in hoping nobody noticed the forehead imprint halfway up the wall.

As a guy who came to football later than a lot of fans, I always assumed this was one of those questions that a “real fan” didn’t need to ask because the answer is obvious. It is hugely comforting to see that it’s a legitimate iidea.

You’re right. I looked at the schedule, saw NE was the next opponent, and missed that it was week 8. So half-informed.

That’s a first.

Yeah, I looked at the schedule wrong. I saw NE and went with it, didn’t notice that it’s week 8, not 7. It happens.

I cant wait for this motherfucker to throw 3 pick-sixes next week.

Fortunately, with Cousins, there’s no worry about having to play more than 16 games.

A couple years ago on Thanksgiving at my mother-in-law’s house, I thought I was putting gravy on my turkey, but it was chocolate pour over icing. It was far worse than expecting sweet and getting savory.

You might be opposed to GameStop, which is understandable, but used Vita’s are $139.

You might be opposed to GameStop, which is understandable, but used Vita’s are $139.

Manage to find the end zone more than twice a year, and we can discuss what we call you.

Phantom Menace has Neeson, and so can never be completely dismissed. Everything else was hot garbage, but I enjoy the climactic lightsaber battle, and to 11 year old me, Darth Maul was cool as shit, so I can’t completely hate it.