You sell it to right wing nutjobs who are convinced gold will be the only currency once Obama gives America to ISIS.

It only looks impressive. All you do is hold low kick for a few seconds.

There are few things better than the struggle between professionalism and rapidly losing one’s shit.

Jesus Christ, Drew. A Clerks reference AND a mention of the delightfully garbage Reliant Robin. You’re a New Day mention away from becoming my new personal deity.

I just want to be a fan of one thing that isn’t shameful because of the rest of the fanbase. Gaming, the Eagles, the Cubs, soccer; it’s all a shitshow.

Accounts like this always interest me as an observer. I bought a 360 on the day it came out and it worked perfectly the entire time I had it, despite the fact that it was left on for a solid month while I was playing Oblivion during my freshman year of college. I eventually sold it to help pay for a move, and when I…

I can understand the dog thing on a basic level, but why people lose their shit at the thought of eating horse is beyond me.

Well worth wasting a tray of perfectly good sandwiches.

Yeah, but FIFA doesn’t even pretend to not be corrupt, which is respectable.

It’s not really about expecting them to be role models, it’s about not sending the message that being good at sports = a free pass.

“We want it to be clear that we are NOT tone-deaf, we just honestly do not care.”

At least this burger comes with the warning that it’ll give you colorful shit. A while back I got a box of Oops, All Berries, figuring it’d maybe give the Cap’n Crunch taste without the mouth destruction that the non-crunchberry Cap’n seems to always cause. It did, and over a weekend spent marathoning Daredevil, I…

I’m in Wichita

Deciding on your TV at the store is a huge mistake. You’ve got to do your research, pick out the TV you want, and then decide on the one you can actually get. Clear two hours and ask your favorite nerd for his or her recommendation.

Every Royals fan I know still has their Cardinals hats for when times get lean again.

Sure they were paid to do it, but they only chanted it because they really believe in the product.

Shit, I’m only this far down in the comments because I hoped someone would have posted a picture so I didn’t have to Google.

Why won’t TNA die?

Why the powers that be won’t give Angle whatever contract he wants is the most befuddling thing about WWE. How Triple H didn’t see what EC3 was when he had him in NXT is a close second.

It’s such a shame that Vince is going to have to die for Triple H to get the reigns.