They read about the Emmys spoiling every show this year and wanted to get in on it.

I will never understand kicking on 4th and short inside the redzone when the point differential is more than 3. Surely the potential for scoring combined with the guaranteed benefit of starting your opponent inside their own 20 should outweigh the chance to get three points closer.

I was far more put off by his oblivious reaction to the outpouring of displeasure to the week one column than potential ethical concerns. He’s been giving DFS advice pretty consistently over the past year or two, so putting a name to it doesn’t really bother me. Not understanding why his readers might be sick of the…

He's been pretty heavy on daily fantasy for the last year or two, definitely before ESPN and Draft Kings had any sort of arrangement.

I’ve been reading and listening to Berry’s fantasy output for three or four years now, and this is really no different than what he’s been writing. There’s a slightly heavier focus on it, which is offputting in its own right, but fundamentally all that’s changed is him using “Draft Kings” over the more vague “DFS.”

This will only work if he married an idiot. More likely, she’ll see right through the pantomime and be pissed that he didn’t come to her directly.

Giving a homeless person a salad just seems like adding insult to injury. Maybe it’s just because I’m a fat fuck, but you give homeless me a salad, and I’m busting your taillight.

Oh shit, can I be a pretentious prick because of BTK? If I can spout a buzzword-y slogan to anyone who rightfully criticizes this shithole city, I might have to take Jason’s side.

Peyton seems like the kind of guy who uses the caps lock key to type all his capital letters.

I mean, I’d sabotage Eli’s Super Bowls too.

What’s the verdict on liking different schools for different sports? I’m a diehard Hokies fan during football season, but a UNC fan for basketball.

How odd. I can barely swim, but I can tread water like a champion.

That doesn’t work if the buds are even remotely shaped, which they should be if you’re going to be doing anything other than laying around with them.

In fairness, bluetooth headphones have pretty recently entered the realm of casually affordable for a lot of people. They’re not new, no, but they can now be had for $50 or so, and so are newly accessible to a fairly sizable portion of the population.

With a smile like that, there’s a 97% chance he’s burying a guy who looked at his girlfriend wrong.

I’m a Virginia Tech fan. Trust me, Lindley was the better choice.

Every University Also Wants To Steal Money From Its Football Players

The only name I’m interested in knowing about is Matthew Berry. I’m going to feel betrayed if he’s trying to cheat. His advice has been fucking my fantasy teams for the past two years.

I became an Eagles fan solely because my mom liked the Steelers. I picked the other Pennsylvania team out of spite. Fuck the Steelers.

I thought it might be an upskirt.