Word to the wise: when you’re taking criminal forensics classes in college, make goddamned sure you’re thorough in your post-jerk cleanup lest your hands light up like Vegas when it comes time to cover the use of blacklight in crime scene investigation.
I’m desperately hoping Chip can work whatever deal with Satan enough to turn Branford into a middling quarterback just for the fuck you it’d be to the Rams.
Can we start a Kevin Sullivan-esque conspiracy theory that Stone Cold was behind it?
I’ve watched that catch dozens of times and still can’t believe it’s real.
At least if it was Stevie, we’d have definitive proof that he’s been faking the blindness all along.
It’s a damn good thing he’s funny, because that is a Spoelstra-caliber punchable face.
It’s exactly like that, except it varies by slicer. Next time you get properly sliced meat, ask your deli guy what number s/he used.
““What this ball represents and what this hole represents are the first four games of the season. The first quarter of our season … This ball, to me, goes in this hole! Okay?” You will not find a more motivational hole than the hole Tony Sparano dug.”
This is why it’s handy to know the numbers the store’s slicer uses for thickness. Telling whatever slackwit behind the counter what number to use severely cuts down their chances to fuck up your lunches for the next week.
A life lived by Kenny Chesney lyrics is not a life worth living.
That’d work on me, and outside of my own, I’m not particularly partial to dick.
This might finally supplant the Randy Marsh ectoplasm gif in my rotation.
I was 85% done with this season before Ray got gotten, and then that finished off the other 15%. If, as seems almost certain, it was a bullshit fakeout, I’m still done, and I’ll mentally erase everything about season one but that killer scene with Alexandra Daddario.
Sure CNN is a joke, but the flag is in pretty poor taste. Funny, but poor taste.
I’d argue that there’s an appreciable distinction between Ray Rice and AP. As near as I can tell, the Ray Rice punch was legitimately an aberration, where AP pretty blatantly believes in and practices corporal punishment.
Are tacos not a subcategory of sandwich?
The real question is hash rounds or tater tots, and the answer is hash rounds.
The good old days, when men were men and horses were horses.
There is one considerable difference, though. For your $10 to everyone else, you get your music on whatever you have handy. I somehow doubt I’ll be seeing Apple Music showing up in the Play store or on my PS4.