What’s the verdict on liking different schools for different sports? I’m a diehard Hokies fan during football season, but a UNC fan for basketball.

How odd. I can barely swim, but I can tread water like a champion.

That doesn’t work if the buds are even remotely shaped, which they should be if you’re going to be doing anything other than laying around with them.

In fairness, bluetooth headphones have pretty recently entered the realm of casually affordable for a lot of people. They’re not new, no, but they can now be had for $50 or so, and so are newly accessible to a fairly sizable portion of the population.

With a smile like that, there’s a 97% chance he’s burying a guy who looked at his girlfriend wrong.

I’m a Virginia Tech fan. Trust me, Lindley was the better choice.

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Was anyone expecting Fantastic Four to be good? Isn’t that a requirement for it to be labelled a disappointment? My only disappointment is that it wasted having Michael B Jordan in it.

The only name I’m interested in knowing about is Matthew Berry. I’m going to feel betrayed if he’s trying to cheat. His advice has been fucking my fantasy teams for the past two years.

I became an Eagles fan solely because my mom liked the Steelers. I picked the other Pennsylvania team out of spite. Fuck the Steelers.

I thought it might be an upskirt.

It’s a shame she didn’t find this one

Word to the wise: when you’re taking criminal forensics classes in college, make goddamned sure you’re thorough in your post-jerk cleanup lest your hands light up like Vegas when it comes time to cover the use of blacklight in crime scene investigation.

I’m desperately hoping Chip can work whatever deal with Satan enough to turn Branford into a middling quarterback just for the fuck you it’d be to the Rams.

Can we start a Kevin Sullivan-esque conspiracy theory that Stone Cold was behind it?

I’ve watched that catch dozens of times and still can’t believe it’s real.

At least if it was Stevie, we’d have definitive proof that he’s been faking the blindness all along.

It’s a damn good thing he’s funny, because that is a Spoelstra-caliber punchable face.

It is a goddamn travesty that this only has two recs.

It’s exactly like that, except it varies by slicer. Next time you get properly sliced meat, ask your deli guy what number s/he used.