Angelina did file for divorce the same day most outlets broke that story....hmm

So this whole time I have been thinking my barista stories too lame for this column.

John Mayer syndrome?

Thank you!

I'm so glad this blonde haired white girl who is not a feminist started the booty song movement and is also slightly slut shaming by talking about covering up her vagina area. "It's cool when other girls do it, but mine is just for my man." I can hear almost hear the subtle side eye and I hope she can hear my not so…

You know that one guy who always raised his hand or just started talking really loud in almost every college class you had and every single time he opened his mouth there was an audible sigh of frustration by everyone in the room including the professor because you knew everything he said was horse shit and it took…

I liked how the cat seemed completely disinterested until the dog began to do some sort of frustrated tap dance at the end. The cat's face was like "What is this loud annoying movement you are doing now? Are you summoning a demon?"

I have seen this same factoid trotted out by cat lovers in defense of cats by saying "Cats are smart enough to realize the soul of the person is gone but dogs don't know the difference between dead person/living person because they are dumb and cats are spiritual highly sensitive beings in tune with the other realm…

I don't understand people not being understanding on flights.

Remember how in college there was always THAT ONE GIRL who always had a giant entourage but every single girl she was friends with was either super ugly/had a horrid personality/overweight/some combination of those traits so whenever they all went out THAT ONE GIRL always looked like the nice/pretty/skinny one even…

So I just got home from work and this really intrigued me. I did some searching and it looks (from what my little amateur detective internetting has discovered) like this guy was just about to start doing some big things. He has several magazine credits (albeit not EVERY SINGLE MAGAZINE ON THE PLANET which he seems to…

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I could have my facts mixed up, but I believe I read somewhere that the tradition of wearing white at a wedding had to do with the bride's family's wealth. Up until the Victorian Era, a daughter only owned two or three dresses and the bride just wore her "best" dress to be married. I believe it may have been Queen…