I just took the quiz and got John Wick.  I have no idea what to think about it because I have never seen the movie.  I still love him., regardless. 

What sucks about this moment is that this *could* have been an opportunity to talk about the real issue of people with adoption regret, or adoption... idk fatigue, in which they are faced with raising a special needs child in addition to the stresses of adoption, let alone transracial adoption. But it can’t be, ‘cause…

I think I saw a tweet saying Lowe looked like a human gas station condom and I think that’s pretty fair.

Like, Doc Antle was a genuinely scary cult leader (“And his chain hasn’t been properly cleaned, so now my shirt’s ruined.”), but I think it was scarier that Lowe got anybody at all to listen to or be interested in…

Of all the gross, skeevy people in that show, Lowe skeeved me out the most.

David Spade did 10-15 minute interviews with most of the cast (John, Saff, Jeff, Reinke). While David Spade is not a great interviewer, he is apparently a huge fan of the series.

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

the one they just passed today isn’t going to be in anyone’s hands by april 1st.

I'm sorry, who slept with whom and when? This sounds so juicy plesse tell? I'd love to have a deep investigation and read all the scandalous true or otherwise info on this..I have all the time in the world after all 💁🏼‍♀️

At the risk of giving this asshole more exposure, I just wanted to use this Dirt Bag to ask how in the hell Kelly Brogan (Goop-endorsed unlicensed ‘holistic psychiatrist’) ever managed to graduate Cornell University with a medical degree WHEN SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE THAT INFECTION EXISTS.

he did that to make it clear to his now-wife he wasn’t just trying to sleep with her

“Rita Ora’s ex Andrew Watt may have tested positive for coronavirus”

A friend works in procurement in government. Her High Mucky Muck manager somehow got eyes on a room full of hundreds of lovely shiny new black office chairs that had been ordered, and decided he would pull rank to get 80 of the chairs diverted to his floor.

I’m suddenly reminded of that fateful day where I learned the difference between a box of Sharpies and a case of Sharpies.

Just got the great recommendation on Twitter that Meals on Wheel’s is another great place to donate the cat food, considering seniors who use the service will need cat food. Anyone else got recommendations?

Less than 3,000 people died on September 11, and in response we ended up launching two wars and creating a massive police state bureaucracy (all while claiming that if we changed our lifestyles, the terrorists win). Meanwhile, people can’t stand not going out for one single St. Patrick’s day weekend. I don’t think…

What he means is that the stores will continue to have food, so people need to stop buying up everything!  You can go out in a day or 2 and they will replenish.  

I had to go to the supermarket this afternoon. There were whole aisles devoid of merchandise (canned foods, produce, poultry - you all know). Then I got home to find “the president” telling me that there are no shortages at America’s grocery stores.

I was thinking Run to the Hills might be a more fitting Iron Maiden reference 

I work as a support contractor in a major company’s HQ and we’re basically just waiting for them to shut down and then I guess we’ll be out of work until... who knows? They'll probably move some of us around to pick up hours on other accounts, but I'd imagine it'll be a balancing act to try to maintain status and not…