Your last line pretty much killed me.

Sabotage!

This story sounds about as real as a Chupacabra. I have no issue believing that minors in Hollywood were sexually assaulted in the eighties (on the contrary I would shocked if they weren’t) but this whole sketchy-assed story about why the movie didn’t work reeks of dog-ate-my-homework/Jussie Smollett fiction.

What irritates me is that these “grab it all NOW!” types are causing more supply delays than the actual virus. I just need a regular amount of toilet paper! Please quit hoarding it!

Andy Samberg is coming to your house to administer a high-five.

And with that, you’ve won the comment section.

Everyone else can move along.

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

Everyone else can weigh in on the substance, but I’d just like to state that I hate his affected “Britishisms”. Dude, you were BORN IN KENTUCKY.

You must be new here. Florida man/woman stories are notorious for this.

they should have this case zipped up pretty quickly

Alcohol makes many absurd things seem just sensible enough to have a go at them. If the recordings are as reported though, this sounds more like a plan to kill him. 

It’s Florida. More like meth-fueled.

What apparently began as an alcohol-fueled game of “get in the suitcase”

by the time they found him he was just carry on

Shown the video by investigators, Boone agreed that it looked “bad.”

They’re still paying her for the 5 remaining columns in her contract. So it would have cost them the same to let her write those and then leave. Why make her leave now? 

Look—I want her to have her job back, no doubt, and want to take her at her word about why she was let go—but as a battered editor in this battered industry, I know there are at least 1,536,403 reasons other than Trump she could have been let go (granted, a lot of them are industry bullshit, but they’re not Trumpy).

I hope she finds work online because who the f*(ck is reading Elle anymore?