Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

You are right. They are dumb. Anyone who uses “soft” to deride something is probably a fucking dipshit. And I like Maddon usually.

A bullshit degree deserves a bullshit commencement speaker spouting bullshit.

Lord ain’t that the truth? I was raised in Missouri and on occasion I think back to the shit that was said to me growing up that I didn’t know was racist at the time that I look back on like “JFC that was really fucking racist!” Spewed at me on an almost daily basis for years. It really fucked up my thinking…

Busy... “Activist President”??? What you can’t roll beside him in another golf cart and figure out what direction your lying garbage filth will stick to next? None of you can convey a simple consensus on anything, no wonder you threw a kegger in the rose garden when you finally all agreed to fuck your poor citizens…

Being the spin doctor for a pathological liar can’t be an easy gig.

I want to be proud of my home state. I really do, but dammit if they don’t go out of their way to embarrass me instead. Not in that “your moms telling stories about you to your in-laws” way, either. This is more “makes me want to use a Toronto or French accent” embarrassment. “Sorry—I’m from Windsor, eh?”

Because he’s a *Republican* who likes guns. Jason Kander put out a way better gun add than Greitens, but no dice. Though, I think people here in MO are more concerned with “looking cool” while firing guns (Greiten’s machine gun ad) rather than using guns in a knowledgeable and safe manner (Kander putting a rifle…

Yeah, but they also produced Rush Limbaugh. I lived there when I was young. Somehow, I don’t see them getting smart yet. They don’t call it the show me state for nothing. You really have to hit them over the head there.

You’re also the same state who sent Todd Akin out to pasture, proving that you can actually cross a line as a Republican politician in Missouri. Like, let’s admit how much Missouri has regressed politically, but let’s not pretend that nothing good can happen there. A fool like Akin would have probably still gotten…

If all the warrants that started getting served today are any indication of things to come, the FBI is about to fire him.

(Can we talk about how much worse Sarah Huckabee Sanders is? Wow. How is it possible to be worse than Spicy? Damn I miss the days of Josh Earnest)

MULDER: Uhhh. Thanks for the Presidential Medal of Freedom?

When you’re competing against shows like black paranormal spirit hunters, anything is possible.

the scientific method to my madness

sure is, and it’s delicious.

Yes, that bitch is crying in his mugshot.

Is this bitch crying in his mugshot??