I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

I’d like to agree with you that she got what she deserves, but she appears to have made it out of the building as a billionaire with the power to ruin a generation of schoolchildren.

I know most of her ideas about how to properly educate American children are really dumb, but jesus christ, how fucking stupid does she have to be to think that this was going to go well for her?

Crisp, clean delivery. Painful aftertaste. Nope, this is some next level sarcasm. I would also like to commend you on not adding the obligatory eye-roll gif.

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

It really is the little things.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

oh I know duder...just wanted to use that video

Given the number of times I have to repeat things it’s hard to tell.

It hits you at the oddest times.

apropos

Perhaps...perhaps, but that’s not what this story is about, is it now?

He’s not black enough until one of his old buddies shoots him during a routine traffic stop.

Cleon. Brown.

I bet all that black joke shit was hilarious before it applied to him.

He does have one thing to be proud of, though. He’s still more black than Rachel Dolezal.

Slavery: It's like going to a baseball game.

Boston Strom

Who said Bostonians can't pronounce the hard R?

A little-known historical fact is that the uprising on the Amistad began when the captives were forced to sing "Sweet Caroline."