<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">so this is how students at <a href="https://twitter.com/SpainPark?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SpainPark</a> High School in Hoover, Alabama act? <a href="https://t.co/CMOjCVJZlM">pic.twitter.com/CMOjCVJZlM</a></p>&mdash; MALLORY MOORE☆★☆ (@MMoorw) <a…

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He accused the Utah State assistant coach of saying “fuck you” to the entire handshake line, and that it wasn't the first time. 

I kept waiting for Ricky Gervais to say, “You’re an idiot! Play a record!”

Andy Reid & The Battle Of The Bulge: Two Tragedies Fueled By Bratwurst

I THOUGHT JARED WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX ALL THIS SHIT!!1!!11!

Just spitballing here, but might a paper trail of these payday lenders possibly lead to, dare I say, Russian oligarchs with ties to Vladimir Putin?

This was the hammers “super bowl”. Mid-table team, at home, on tv, playing the team that probably wins the league championship this year. They played great. 

Wow. Our entire government is being strong armed by the Russian mob.  What a proud moment in time to be American.

What do you guys do on MLK Day? I always play the Mountaintop speech at home. 

This ends with rivers of blood. There is no going back now. 

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Uhh...I think this guy do that “23andMe” thing. Based on that picture, I think he’ll be...surprised at the results.

Not a lot of “both-sides”-ism here, is there?

Don't buy the buns just yet. Let me rephrase that...

Another gravyneck pollyanna.

Black hole sun, won't you come?

You had me at “toward”.

Of course you will. We all will. It’s as stupid as politics has ever been. The only thing worth watching for is to see Pelosi serve the whole shit sangweech over to McConnell: “Weeks ago, you approved the CR, 100-0, in the Senate, yet now you won’t even bring legislation to the floor you feel the President will veto.…