Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

I was going to make a funny Argentina joke, but I don’t know anything about Argentina except that they have empanadas, and I ate some last night for dinner.

It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.

So for the Rev keepers that was dread, red, redemption?

I suggest a new strategy... let the Rockies win

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

This made me laugh more than a 40-year old should laugh at a poop joke, but I apologize for nothing.

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Philadelphia 7&7ers 

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Thank you, Wende.

That name rings a bell

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.