And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

I was going to make a funny Argentina joke, but I don’t know anything about Argentina except that they have empanadas, and I ate some last night for dinner.

It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.

So for the Rev keepers that was dread, red, redemption?

I suggest a new strategy... let the Rockies win

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

This made me laugh more than a 40-year old should laugh at a poop joke, but I apologize for nothing.

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Philadelphia 7&7ers 

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Thank you, Wende.

That name rings a bell

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.