Yup.

I’ve spent the last year or so (figuratively) shitting all over Destiny, but last night I picked up TTK (because I make poor purchasing decisions, you see) and honestly had more fun with it than I ever expected to, stopping only when I was about to pass out.

I regret that I have but one star to give to this comment.

Maybe they should try climbing the ladder without being a complete tit marine, then.

They’re not going to get very far without a shitload of dimes.

Sadly, given the manner in which I see men talk to women on a daily basis, it really isn’t.

I, too, am a Chipotle app ordering monster because fuck waiting in that goddamn line like a common peasant.

“Yes, I’d like to go with a Bride of Frankenstein cut but without quite as much structure.”

Conan had a pretty touching tribute for Dave as part of his monologue last night:

7:04

As a depressed Caps fan, this made my entire day.

Obligatory.

Who let you out of the house with that hat?

That would just leave us with the Ravens to cheer for and....no. No, I don’t see that ending well.

Much to our collective embarrassment, yes.

I image Quying Boyd sounds like “crying bird” in a seriously thick Bronx accent.

I still miss his American Service Center commercials.

My binge watching of Daredevil has left me with a desire to see the Capitals vs. Anaheim for the Battle of Coaches Most Closely Resembling the Kingpin.