He's dead, what more do you want?

In the before times, parents took an interest in their kids' extracurricular activities.

I'm a Dyson convert. I recently splurged (my last vacuum was $80; surprise, it was a piece of shit) on a cordless DC44 Animal. I never thought I'd geek out over a vacuum as much as I am over this thing. It's fantastic.

Well, at least you'd be able to watch a Seahawks game from space...

I don't totally understand why gamers seem to be so into filming themselves while they play video games these days

Not yet. They say it's coming.

Not yet. They say it's coming.

I'm waiting before pulling the trigger on SlingTV. I'm doing the 7 day trial and as much as I like what's there, it's got a way to go before it's ready for prime time. Tested.com has a good video review of its pros and cons. http://www.tested.com/tech/set-top-b…

I'm waiting before pulling the trigger on SlingTV. I'm doing the 7 day trial and as much as I like what's there,…

There's not a world turning in the verse upon which the answer to that question is, "No."

And it makes a lovely fashion accessory.

Museum of Gronk.

Well, now I'm conflicted.

Goddamn savages, all of you.

I'm voting Tortilla chips just to spite the philistines that voted for Nacho Cheese Doritos over cheese and crackers.

Suggestive Motionologist is so good.

The people who voted for Nacho Cheese Doritos over cheese and crackers are goddamn savages.

I hate you. But not as much as I hate myself for starring your comment.

Ok, look, you can't do that. You can't start off the year with a burn that good because now it's all just down hill.