If you can blackmail and harass the IRS into recognizing you as a legit religion, the sky’s the limit on what you can get away with.

Today’s White House press pool reporters brought this up.

Oh fuck her. Wasn’t she the one who said we would all be “bowing down to President Trump”? She doesn’t believe any of this. She is just trying to spin her ass being booted.

Be nice to Amarosa. I want her to feel comfortable and completely free to open up and unburden herself, so she spills her guts to reveal everything she knows. You know like when the FBI integrator offers you a cup of coffee.

I hope that Ross is just faking this “friendship” with her to get her to spill that T. You know, the whole thing about keeping your enemies closer. Next step: get her drunk enough to talk like crazy in national TV and give something up that can be used by daddy Mueller.

This is where my mind goes. Like this: Chicago West! A travel production of your favorite musical, on tour this spring throughout California, Oregon, and Washington! Get your tickets now!

Good Morning. Everything is awful:

I hope Malia has the time of her life during these years. Hell, somebody’s going to have to have some fun. And, honestly, I can’t wait until the girls are ready to tell us their stories, should they ever choose. I want them to live so care-free in the next few years that they make a particular kind of American…