Why the bland steamed vegetables? Grill them suckas so they taste as good as the meat! At least they don't appear to be boiled…

Vape juice does not necessarily contain nicotine, FYI.

In the mid-seventies, my small Massachusetts town's single-serve school-cafeteria milk switched from cartons to bags. We drank directly from the bags using pointy little straws like the ones used in juice boxes today. I'm not sure why we switched back to cartons after a year or two, but it may have had to do with…

Bottom line, I just laughed more at Fresh Meat.

I thought Crashing UK was a little too similar to Fresh Meat for me to appreciate fully as its own entity.

I think the Ugly Stick is finally beginning to swat Efron about the face. It'll be a long time before that physique begins to fall apart, tho!

Yeah, The Slits were a legendary punk band, and they were named after ladies' axe wound, not Asian's eyes.

CGI Leia sacrifices herself by delaying Kylo with a clumsy lightsaber battle, thus buying the rebels time and ultimately saving entire universe. That is all.

She was just on the 8 Out of 10 Cats Xmas special two days ago. Hilarious, as usual. Here's hoping she pulls through, and with her faculties intact!

Great how AV Club pairs the "being beautiful" headline with the least attractive photo ever of young Mark Hamill!

To be fair, Romero's last couple of Dead films weren't much to write home about, either.

I have a request in at the Scandinavian restaurant next door to my office for a Flying Jacob lunch special. I'll bide my time…

My comment was actually douchebag bait. Nice catch!

I think people find the show so hard to give up because, even though it has truly sucked for the most part - following the same tired routine - for at least a couple of seasons, it still manages to produce one or two real corker episodes per season. It's FOMA that convinces people it's worth sitting through eight…

You do realize you replied to a specific comment, right? If you're just gonna post random words and sounds like this, you may as well just start your own comment thread.

Those episodes have me in stitches from beginning to end. Thinking back to the funny times makes it even sadder to witness what the show's become.

Sounds like a plan! Since you are so plainly obsessed with my commentary, I'll be sure to return here each week to inform you I am no longer watching this shitty show!

"the gulf between what Feldman wants to do and what he accomplishes is so vast"

You may want to check on that. I'm pretty sure that when you post something on the internet, everyone everywhere can see it immediately.

Doesn't look like this will be anywhere near as fun as the UK version last year, which featured Richard O'Brien and guest narrators such as Ade Edmondson and Baby Spice. https://www.youtube.com/wat…