Dear South Park,

I'm glad they aren't milking the show for any spinoff they can imagine. I used to watch those bitchy Housewives shows, but once they started spawning so many boring spinoffs, the appeal of the whole series was lost for me.

I agree somewhat with the "light and fun" characterization, but there is also an inherent meanness in a show featuring queens who viciously insult each other on a regular basis, whether or not it's supposedly done in a spirit of fun.

I thought the "Lip Sync For Your Legacy" thing was a terrible decision. It sucked all the suspense out of the Lip Sync competitions, and all of the eliminations were exactly the ones you'd expect, given who was in charge of them.

A benefit to Laserdic was that, unlike DVD or Bluray, the video on Laserdiscs wasn't compressed, so there weren't blocky artifacts in the picture.

I was for Alaska right up until she cracked up and started offering bribes to make it to the final. I thought she should have been disqualified after that. Such a shame about Adore - he was such a cute kid, but he's wrecked his face!

This is just the funnest show on TV! Compared to "Ash vs Evil Dead," that Sunday night show on AMC looks more and more like "Little House on the Prairie… and Zombies."

Some remakes of foreign films do indeed improve on the originals, but a number on this list just strike me as "it's better because it's in English!" Birdcage better than La Cage, really?!?

Nah! While the American Ringu remake may be more visually lush, the original was abso terrifying. You're looking for scares in a horror flick, not necessarily visual lushness. Saying the remake is better is just as ridic as saying Let Me In is better than Let the Right One In - while the remake certainly works on its…

Superman's usually played by Generic Handsome White Guy, so I think it's a bold choice to go with John Turturro instead.

I seem to remember something like half a dozen cases over the past few years of gay porn models going to prison for murder, blackmail and such. Usually the straight guys who are just doing it for the money.

Celia Imrie is in nearly everything I watch these days. And well she should be!

Olivia Colman! As well-done as it was, no way would I have plodded all the way through The Night Manager if she wasn't around.

It's the kind of comedy that makes me occasionally smile rather than actually laugh. It's quite possible for comedies to have depth while still being brutally, hilariously funny (like the recent Baskets, Flowers, and Camping). Transparent comes across to me as a self-serious "dramedy," too conscious of its own…

This show would annoy me less if it wasn't stealing Emmys from actual comedies. It's a dramatic show with a few mild laughs, not a comedy.

Yeah, that joke about Katie Price marrying an MMA fighter in case her mentally disabled son tries to rape her is one of the most brutal I've heard, and that was on prime-time TV.

Absolutely. If I'm hungry when I walk into a Subway, that smell does away with my appetite instantly. It smells like meat that's just about to go off.

Stretch-waisted trousers sure do give a false sense of "I'm not THAT obese!" I was thinking I was "just a 42" for some time, then I actually measured my waist to find it was 47"!

I cut most of the outright garbage from my diet early this year, but the one item I go back to every couple of months is Papa Johns Thin Crust Pepperoni. Screw that yeasty, carby crust as thick as friggin' lasagna - gimme meat, cheese 'n sauce!

Jimmy's a scream, and it's great to hear him telling some new jokes on this and the Roast Battle a few weeks back. He's on so many shows in the UK, his new material tends to be stretched kinda thin and repeated quite a bit. But Boyle would be a huge get - he seriously takes no prisoners!