There are two types of college students-jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

Hey buddy, did you get a load of that nerd?

And nerdy guys only want nerdy girls who can fill out Power Girl cosplay outfits. Nerds can be shallow too.

He couldn’t find a babysitter.

I find the fact he is holding a pitcher weird.

It’s the feel-Blart movie of the year.

If I didn’t see the first one, will I even understand the second????

This article was a little too ‘Californian cult of the self’ for my tastes. Getting rejected is neither inherently good nor bad. It’s just something that many people have to deal with if they feel like getting into relationships.

It is kinda weird that Judaism gets listed separately, despite being so tiny. I guess it’s because of it being the ancestor of Christianity and Islam?

Granny Weatherwax frowns on this bullshit. (While Nanny Ogg continues to give zero fucks and Magrat worries over in a corner.)

Because they are out protesting circumcision or the ethics of shaming single motherhood or some stupid shit they advocate.

the anxiety began to creep into the high

For sure its ghosts. Its utterly ridiculous to assume there are no other planets with life. This planet has life, with the ability to travel to space. There are significantly older planets that could have had an intelligent species capable of space travel for a much longer period of time. The odds of them showing up…

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

Even easier: move the decimal point, multiply by two.