“Tesla is my SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—”

Don’t get me wrong — I love it — but that seating arrangement raises a concern:

These do have a huge hatchback though!! More wagony than your average contemporary sports sedan!!

I sure love mine!! :D

It looks like that gloss strip across the dash is actually the screen/display. I really like it!

FOUND MY NEW LEMONS CAR!!!

Lol double the length would be more like an OG Austin Mini or an mk1 Smart ForTwo!!

TIL that only 10% of the EcoBoost models are sold with a manual transmission... What the fuck is wrong with people?!! Get me an EcoBoost w/ Performance Pack 2 and a manual transmission, STAT!!!

+1 for using “Mustang” as a verb

Sweet ‘Vette, bro.

Honda Mobilio Spike Mugen. It’s essentially Honda’s rendition of the Scion xB (Toyota bB). Just one K-swap away from ultimate greatness.

That’s not too bad. The Nissan Frontier has been on sale since before the end of his first term!!

Shit, that’s an ordinary weekend for FK!! How else do you think she’s traveled the world? Using her FEET like a common peasant?!! Helllll nooooo, only the finest sherpas will do!!

I’m on that Cristal Light

Hooptie Jeep?

“I WILL FUCK YOU! I WILL ENTER YOU!!”

It was crying...

That just needs the curvaceous nose of the 108!!

Too many people have no idea there was a Gone In 60 Seconds before the Nic Cage crapfest...

Ughh... I just realized that programming to make up for human error will be a never-ending endeavor.