Apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans Ever done for us?

Dear headline writer: you don't lose the Game of Thrones. You win, or you die. This has been explicitly stated elsewhere.

You misspelled "insipid".

Doctor Acula's mouth was a broken JPEG!

I've only seen the first two episodes of this season. Is it safe to listen to the interview?

Why would you do a trailer mashup like this and not use the scene where Good Cop/Bad Cop has to KraGle his own parents?

Not to mention The Brian Keith Show!

Man, where were you when I was trying to describe this movie?

One Man Invented McNuggets. What Happened Next Will Blow These Drug Runners' Minds!

I remember when this song came out, and this very website was so impressed they wrote a Newswire about it.

12 milkmen is theoretically possible. 13 is silly!

Listen to the twiddle of the little Dicky-bird
Sometime what you think you hear is not quite what you heard
Twiddle dee twit twoo means "I love you"
Tweet twoo twiddle dee means "Get off of me"
Twitty twitty twitty means "You're my little sweetie"
Twatty twitty twiddle means "To your right a little"
Oh Dicky-bird,…

Because it was a solution he had presented to his old captain in the past, only to be told it was incorrect, presumably.

On her shoulder, she had a tattoo of a feather, but the top of the feather was transforming into a flock of birds flying away.

But that ignores the cheap symbolism of Sam's tattoo!

Now MisterHyde, you know Cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately.

Less songs about buildings and food!

I finally got around to seeing Birdman. It was good, but nowhere near deserving of all the praise being heaped upon it. Still, take the pretension levels in that movie down about 50%, and they'd really have something.

No one's going to bat for Sports Night's "The Cut Man Cometh"?

I want to upvote that joke and then downvote my upvote.