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Keanu Reeves Monologue
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The joke is that they cast talented comedienne Melissa McCarthy, and then instead of giving her anything funny to say, they gave her the word "fuck" and instructions to just keep repeating it.

You know, if you're in a position where you HAVE to watch a Brett Ratner film, I feel sorry for you. But also, The Family Man might be the least painful option. Maybe the first Rush Hour. I haven't seen either since their respective theatrical runs, so it's hard to say for sure, but I recall both being blandly

For me, it's: ESKIMO.

I liked Snowpiercer, but agreed.

The Toy Story/True Detective crossover we've all been waiting for!

The 1998 Godzilla
This Is Spinal Tap
Real Life

I found Alias Grace for cheap at a store last weekend, it'll probably be my next Atwood.

The Handmaid's Tale. I avoided Atwood in high school (why? If there was a specific reason, I don't remember) but read a bunch of glowing reviews a few years ago (possibly on some thread on this site) that made me really curious to check it out. After a year of failing to find it in any of the used bookstores I

If this is anyone but Dennis Miller, you're stealing my bit!

Thrice. You, like the rest of the planet, forgot about the 2007 cartoon.

Bruce was already in Fargo the movie. Since season 1 of the show set itself up as a sequel to the film, it'd be hard to justify Bruce in 1979 looking 20 years older than he did in 1987.

I ordered the Blu through Amazon.ca, but they tell me it won't ship until January 2015. Am I ok to torrent it?

At first I didn't care, but then I read the words "The Book of Eli screenwriter" and became actively angry!

It's a completely horrible ending, but not because it's cruel. It sucks because it's basically saying Marcia Gay Harden's character was RIGHT the whole time: all they needed to do was sacrifice Thomas Jane's kid, and God would remove the mist.

Peter Serafinowicz. He tweeted earlier today this is the second episode he's worked on.

Reed Diamond in old-age makeup looked like Exeter from This Island Earth.

There was a six month period between second grade and now (I'm 33) where I was able to count to 12 without "The Ladybug's Picnic" popping in my head, but I guess that's over now.

And the blackjack! Aw, screw the whole thing.

Teti and Teti go tête-à-tête on Tati? Tut tut!

If the aliens are in cahoots with the pope's ninja assassins, I take back every mean thing I've ever said about American Horror Story.