Ridley Scott is a massive hypocrite. The reason anyone at all listens to him about big-budget s I-fi films is Alien and Blade Runner, and those were his 2nd and 3rd films as a director. If the studios had chosen to go with more experienced directors on those projects, he wouldn’t have a career (or at least not the one…

That is a weird take on Toy Story 2.

On the other hand, Seth McFarlane’s work is responsible for not letting James Woods fade from the public consciousness. So, a mixed bag, at best.

My last disquis comment, possibly my last comment, and I have nothing of substance to say.

Even if it was, Christopher Nolan is the last person I'd expect to deliver it. Gotta be a trap…

You can't print that!

Well, everyone's got a butthole. But how many five-year-olds can yodel?

When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Do not get all crazy
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
And don't whizz on the electric daisy

Yes, no, and rarely.

This was such a great episode, it's been 2 hours since I finished it and I'm still worked up. I may not get to sleep tonight.

Why do you think I'm calling, just to say hello?… OF COURSE, I like to call you! OF COURSE, I like to say hello!… Well, not NOW, but anytime!

I hope he didn't like it, 'cause I don't want to have common ground with Vladimir Putin.

You wanna know what I think? I think you're some kinda deviated prevert!

You're thinking of his nephew, Ted Demme. The guy who directed The Ref and Blow.

When and if!

Shiver Peninsula
Shining Lights on Mick Jagger
The Canis of Canal Street
Shhhhhhhhh

You win.

I'm almost 200 pages in, and I wish I was enjoying it more. Or less, even - at least then I could put it down for good. Right now it's stuck at 'good enough to keep going, not good enough to be enthusiastic about it'.

"The Maple Leaf is the largest of all the Guardians. A fact made more obvious when he "grows" infinitely larger as the need arises. His body is composed entirely of wood… He fires sticky "sap" bombs from his fingertips that trap his opponents like an insect in amber."

Does the video play funk rock or funk rock?