The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

This is dumb because it does not even accurately reflect history. I do think it’s funny you might believe European men showed up on the shores of Africa, enslaving the natives by running them down and shackling them, though

Unions are great and all but I for one believe that all employees should have the right to marry and it isn’t the government’s job to say who can and who can’t.

It’s a freak accident. And as you said, it could’ve happened in regular old spring training. Players participate because they find joy and pride, and I think international baseball is cool.

I don’t know what Phil’s angle here is, but the triangle is obtuse.

Roman Standard Time?

And now for some expert analysis on Mayogate. Over to you, Drew:

Yes exactly. Repeat offender (same GM/Coach/Owner), and persistent use (the Giants violated the rule for a total of 5 plays). Had the Patriots only taped 1 drive and not years of opponent play signals, or used an under inflated ball for one drive and then stopped, then their penalty would probably have been less.

I can’t tell if you’re fucking around but if that’s true, Lundqvist is a fucking ass-h...

I can’t stay mad at him.

A couple of years ago I was walking to my work (250 W, 55th street), and I see a private car/limo pull over. Henrik and his wife get out and are coming towards my direction, he literally took my orange (fruit) right out of my hand and didn’t skip a beat.

Oh wow, fuck you, pal.

Delete your Kinja.

You have serious issues. Seek help.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Holy god, watching that video was an amazing display of 1970s technology and a generally disinterested play by play guy, enveloped in the oddest choice of music and graphics.

The Brits pronounce it “jag-you-are”

When I was a kid, our cat had an unexpected litter of kittens. I named them all after kickers and punters — Jan Stenerud, Uwe Von Schammann, Tony Franklin... I was a weird child.

In all fairness, it’s not often bodysnatcher Tannehill grabs opposing defenses by the pussy.