Sorry, kids, ice cream is for winners.

Take a deep breathe and relax.

Your wrong their using it correctly.

The only time Gronk votes is for the new Mountain Dew Flavor. #DEWmocracy

I’m thinking Gronk has no idea what a President does, let alone what an election is.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

I remember that dude. Hell of a striker.

Who hurt you?

I’m sorry but I don’t believe these reports. As a Mets fan, I can tell you Familia can’t beat anyone in October.

Talk about Dildo on the field

Do I have to pay entrance fees for my cows and goats? Hope the lactation stations are sterile and convenient for my herds...

Roberto Aguayo will be sleeping with the nightlight on after watching this game.

“God hates Aggs”

I’ve only watched the Giants. Seems about normal.

Happy not to be a fan anymore. Good luck with your investigation into why your ratings are declining, Roger!

“He’ll flip ya’ for real”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Meanwhile, I’m wishing the Saints could figure out how to stop these “touchdowns” from being scored by the opposing team.

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun