Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Yep. There’s something a bit humbling about it. I mean, I knew the DUP was shit but seeing the UK’s horror as they read up on them was a bit, ‘Oh yeah, they’re actual monsters aren’t they.’

Spoke to a British coworker about this this morning. He mentioned a weird detail about Sinn Fein reps not counting because they refuse to give an oath to the monarchy... but if they did so, they could jump in w/ Labor to tip the balance and form a ruling coalition... any chance of that happening greater than a…

If only poor Theresa May had tweeted more...

Not a great team to be on, tbh.

Hahahahaa, YES.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

He turns 30 this year, Kendall is 20-ish I think and I Googled the other guy who is apparent 18-19. I guess it’s not like anyone is still in high school but the difference between 19 and 30 is staggering. Maybe I’m being ageist but even at 25 it would have made me feel weird to be hanging around teenagers.

Concept: Kanye West has been cursed by Kardashians; he must appear on their show/be visible in their “brand”. The only way to keep the curse at bay is if he substitutes someone in his place. Frank Ocean went as tribute.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

Damn, everyone involved in this admin is corrupt AF!

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

Bloom’s encouragement really is baffling, isn’t it? Why didn’t she know better? Why didn’t either of them?!

What in the Earth-shitting hell is going on here? She’s a very smart woman. Lisa Bloom is a very smart woman.