That girl is a stone cold bamf. Keep winning lil queen.

“Suffice it to say that I think it’s immensely, immensely and morally wrong how much money we have gotten as opposed to the money, love, kindness that has been given to that little girl.”

“I can see two sides to this ‘let’s make women slaves’ thing but the important issue is this: where do the pro- and anti- slavery parties stand on the legalization of marijuana?”

Damn

Damn, that is perfect.

You’re a sport! Thanks!

Damn that’s beautiful.

Yes!!! This!!!

• I couldn’t tell if we were supposed to sympathize with Nick this episode, but I really didn’t. He was clearly hurting over Offred going out with the Commander, but every look and word he gave indicated that he was equally blaming her, instead of recognizing that she doesn’t have a choice in the matter. Even when she…

In order to volunteer at any of the schools in our school district, you have to fill out an application which includes permission for them to do a background check. I am of the hope that ‘former serial killer’ would preclude someone from volunteering.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

Criminal mischief? Am I the only one that thinks firing a loaded weapon at a building that could very likely have people in it should carry a much higher charge than criminal mischief?

If only they put warnings or labels on medicines so you’d know what side effects to expect.

Totally believe you, Tiger!

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

For fuck’s sake, Gwyneth Paltrow would have more class and self-awareness in the White House.

Jesus, he was booked with a DUI at 7 in the morning? That’s one hell of a fucking bender.