Susan Sarandon is pre-heating her oven. 

I need people with this kind of energy when it comes to cilantro in/on anything. I have tried so hard to tolerate it, but if it’s anything other than pico de gallo or an otherwise decent salsa, it’s the taste equivalent of nails on a chalkboard for me. Weirdly, I feel like it’s become more acceptable to have an…

Sorry, but I’m gonna be annoying and correct you by pointing out that the beam is actual 4” of steel, not wood. I have a deformed pinky toe to prove it =P

I don’t think there’s a Moose Tracks conspiracy. I’m from Indiana, and when I clicked on this article, I grumbled, “It’s probably f*cking Moose Tracks.” I had never heard of it until I moved to a small town in 5th grade, where I quickly learned that 90% of people in Midwest small towns think that Moose Tracks is the…

You’d think Kudlow would know better, considering the plant-based diet he had in the 90s. 

I did the same thing in the Russell Senate Office building in 2011, and am prouder by the day.

I figure most companies do this. The reviews for most brands on Macy’s and Sephora have a lot of questionable entires. For what it’s worth, I recently got a sample of Sunday Riley’s Lactic Acid Treatment, and really liked it. 

I think the only reason Feinstein publicly acknowledged it was because she found out Ronan Farrow was going to break the story. I truly don’t understand her motivation for sitting on this. 

He looks like Italian Ted Cruz. 

I think Karen stole Katie Maloney’s (Vanderpump Rules) wedding dress from the Bravo closet, and repurposed it for the reunion. Ashley’s dress made me realize that she and Tinsley Mortimer (RHONY) would probably be fast friends.

There’s a Britney and Gaga version of “Telephone”on YouTube; Britney’s team ultimately passed, and Gaga did it with Beyoncé. Robyn recorded a demo of “Piece of Me” before it went to Britney, but I can’t find it. It’s really frustrating that Robyn isn’t a bigger deal in the States. “Dream On” has long been my jam.

Ugh, I wish I was surprised. They’re both no better than the Scott Baios and Dustin Diamonds of the industry; they just managed to stay somewhat successful and relevant. In 2012, I saw Hardwick host Set List (several comedians get random titles of other comedians’ bits, and have to improvise a set based on each title…

White, but not military. Many of them didn’t come out until their 30s, after marriage and children.

I’ve long felt there was something dark and mean just behind the unabashed enthusiasm Hardwick always displayed, but tried to chalk it up to being influenced by negative comments about him on social media. I should’ve trusted my intial instincts, and am so grateful to Chloe for sharing her experiences. Toxic…

I know several who unfortunately/bafflingly voted for Trump.

Darth Becky even had the audacity to change “21st night of September” to “28th night of September” in order to fit another one of her stupid romantic narratives. I wish there was a pop culture “Delete” button for her cover of that song.

A gun license should be more difficult to obtain than a drivers license. Leaving a gun behind ANYWHERE should result in an automatic license suspension. I’ve dealt with someone forgetting their handgun under the guest bed in our home (without even bothering to tell us he brought it into our home in the first place),…

Ramona’s tagline isn’t that great. It’s just a variation of last season’s “I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste.” I like Dorinda’s “I have a big heart, but little patience.” the best. Simple, but accurate.

Mine would be, “I’m contractually obligated to be here,” followed by a shot of me too busy texting on my phone to look up at the camera.

Wikipedia? My seventh grade students weren’t allowed to use Wikipedia as a source. That being said, I’m sure there is research to back up your claims, but you were basing your arguments primarily on personal experience. We all have experiences and trauma that color our opinions and beliefs, and it’s important to keep…