You do see it once! But I agree, it isn’t at all necessary to see the bear to make it funny.

I love how Pullman has suddenly evolved into Old Rex from Star Wars Rebels and should totally be tapped for the role in one of the Stories movies.

So.... 2017 Bill Pullman looks like Independence Day Randy Quaid.

Pinocchio sits in the same realm as clowns. Most people just don’t like them. Pretty sure there’s no way this won’t induce nightmares.

I hated Pinocchio. that movie scared the crap outta me as a kid. I’ll be okay to see it never come to fruition..

Until a dedicated post about the incident in Manchester goes up; a note about fast breaking news - especially since trolls are already putting fake missing people reports into the social media news stream:

Ugh, no one cares about you and your dick, Ryan.

I forgot to add: Josh Charles is a delight.

Can confirm. Had two pairs of her heels and they were awesome (as awesome as heels go.) Good for her.

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

Johnson also told Fallon that he thought voters were looking for “more poise, less noise,” and “better leadership.” He believes his mass appeal comes from a combination of early rising, supporting the troops, and being a family man.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

If it weren’t so fucking horrifying, this shit would be hilarious..

is it just me or does anyone else get this urge to start crying when they hear heaven is a place on earth?

Samira Wiley is perfection and this is my alternate ending.

Being the “best country in the world™” means fucking acting like it.

Yeah, it’s time we had that talk.

Fallon drives me up the fucking wall with his hacky schtick.