I need the Obama Anger Translator version of this letter.

Exactly. Ivanka Trump, if Ivanka had any actual talent.

This is a scene generated by studio notes.

I mean...how do you screw up a comedy starring Kate McKinnon and Jillian Bell? That takes EFFORT.

Oddly enough, I actually saw more movies than usual this summer, although many of them were incredibly disappointing (looking at you, Rough Night).

He’d be much better at SNL than Felicity Jones (I’m sorry! I wanted to love her!)

Also, there have been stories about Kyle’s mother-in-law being a rabid Trump supporter.

I was going to recommend it as well! Susie Wokoma is fantastic.

The Rust Belt is a hotbed of Confederate pride as well. I grew up in a small Northern Indiana town, and there were a some houses with Confederate flags in the front yard.

Michael C. Hall as JFK?! Ugh, fine, whatever.

Public education would be gone within the first year of his Presidency. Maybe I’m slightly exaggerating, but he was pretty damn efficient in gutting our state’s public schools. 

Ugh, Aucoin is still such a devastating loss. He seemed like such a beautiful, genuine soul, and his books taught so much about makeup and artistic expression. Naomi speaks the truth; there will never be another Kevyn Aucoin.

Definitely agree that Kroger’s is aces, as well as the Fresh Thyme brand.

I didn’t know he was a 500 regular! My mom is from Indy, but went to college outside Chicago.

Nice Celebrity III: James Garner chatted my mom up at a bar when she was in college! He came up to her, took a swig of her beer, and was charming without being creepy.

Ms. Anti-Entitlements/Black Lives Don’t Matter was a gainfully employed college graduate still on her parents’ insurance. The most special of snowflakes.

I hate to admit it, but even “Boobs In California” is damn catchy!

A restriction on women serving will probably come after the reinstatement of DADT. We’re on the fast track to Gilead.

I’m honestly surprised they didn’t use the poop emoji, with the tag line “Blessed be the poop.”

George Miller is also kinda/sorta guilty.