They already did a Harry post. http://themuse.jezebel.com/teen-girls-are-seeing-dunkirk-for-harry-styles-and-bec-1797191259

I experienced the same thing when I sat too close during my second IMAX viewing of The Force Awakens. As soon as I got home, I spent the rest of the evening vomiting. Lesson learned.

I used to live near friends of Ted Nugent, and this is a perfect analogy.

I worked at Neiman Marcus on Michigan Avenue about ten years ago, and R. Kelly always brought young girls in to have their makeup done by a specific makeup artist, because she loved bragging about having R.Kelly as a “client” and didn’t ask questions. It’s heartbreaking and infuriating that he’s been exploiting young…

This reminds me of a campaign in the early aughts to recruit John Cusack for President (I actually bought one of their t-shirts). Nowadays, we have to actually consider the reality of President Dwayne Johnson, instead of just enjoying it as a pop culture fever dream.

Interestingly enough, Daddy Yankee endorsed John McCain in 2008.

Lydia just ruined rainbows for me.

Everyone grieves and moves on at a different pace. As long as Alice is happy and loved, good for them.

Sekulow is straight out of The Handmaid’s Tale, and Ofjay is the most pitied Handmaid.

A few years ago, I showed that Paul Rudd clip to my colleagues for a morale boost. We all have moments of wanting to be a garbage human like Andy.

The genetically-engineered hybrid of Denzel Washington and Idris Elba.

“Join the fun!” is perfection.

He got that “ocean waters” shit after popping an Ambien and watching The Day After Tomorrow.

She did a segment with CBS Sunday Morning on the NYC subway, and was absolutely delightful. I fear Taylor Swift may try to steal her soul.

I do think Snake Emoji voted for Trump, but more than any ideological reasons, out of spite for Katy Perry’s massive HRC campaign effort. Also, Kush the Younger probably didn’t vote for Trump, but doesn’t seem to be particularly interested in opposing his agenda. He went to the Women’s March as an “observer.”

A model and Ivanka Trump’s brother-in-law. Negative space.

The last bit is why she didn’t entirely get owned: her deal with the DUP may make things even more terrifying. The DUP makes the Tea Party look like Joe Manchin.

Not that it matters, but I truly believe Taylor Swift voted for Trump purely out of spite.

Love how Ashton Kutcher cries to Congress about human trafficking, when his bestie is an accused rapist protected by a “religion” that participates in human trafficking.

Frank Ocean has extremely questionable taste in friends. Whatevs, just as long as he keeps giving us music.