That’s basically the justification a dude gave me after admitting he voted for Gary Johnson. I’d say AG Sessions is karma, but we all suffer as a result.

I was half-asleep when I first read it, but I managed to find it: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/the-commander-in-the-handmaids-tale-is-almost-too-evil

The reveal that he’s from Michigan confirms that I’ve dated at least one version of pre-Gilead Nick.

I read a recap earlier today that categorized him perfectly. Nick Blaine: Third-party voter.

Scientology invests in and promotes “alkalized” water. That says it all. https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-las-vegas/ex-employee-accuses-las-vegas-water-bottling-company-of-religious-discrimination/

Pop Culture Died In 2009 has hilarious coverage on her. She makes Lohan look like an amateur. http://www.popculturediedin2009.com/tagged/Bella-Thorne

I rewound about 5 times to try and figure that out, too! Doesn’t Ellaria have shorter hair, though?

I still can’t stop laughing at the defective Teddy Ruxpin that shouts, “White Lady!” It’s even better because you don’t actually see it; it’s just a disembodied voice offscreen.

Why does he look like Khloe Kardashian? Hard pass.

Honestly, I prefer Frank as the non-touring mystery. He can stay away from every stage on the planet, as long as we don’t have to go through another album drought.

Newsies is the ultimate.

She’ll be replacing Planned Parenthood with The Red Center.

Ah yes, a throwback to the days when we could joke about things like Joe Biden’s empty debate podium.

Chris Gaines 2.0. In these dark times, I relish unapologetic ridiculousness like “Cyrus.”

I blame Xenu.

That poster looks like two middle schoolers during their first slow dance.

I love Merkel for trying to force Ivanka to address the booing in the audience.

Way ahead of you! I read the book after my father died, and it was surprisingly therapeutic.

My mom started crying when he came on CNN. Having Obama back and yet not, plus The Handmaid’s Tale dropping? This is gonna be a brutal week.

Between Twitter and the “DNA” video, Don Cheadle wins the week.