Trump’s next press conference.

Milo reminds me of a rejected character from Little Britain.

The only acceptable male cameo.

I totally understand that, as well why it’s easier to vote for a candidate based on feelings rather than facts (hence, Trump and the entire Tea Party movement). As Democrats, we have to try to find candidates with that magical combination of facts “validated” with feelings.

I figured she was in her mid-fifties, tops. I don’t give a damn how old they are, as long as they are qualified, principled, healthy, and know how to galvanize the party and independent voters.

That is offensive to yawns.

Two words: charter schools.

This, among many other reasons, is why I don’t understand why so many are pushing for Booker to be the future of the Democratic Party.

Junior is incredibly determined to piss on his dad’s legacy.

Ear candling will definitely end up with the goop seal of approval by the end of the year.

Can we talk about how the St. Ives Green Tea Scrub is a pox on their beautiful tradition of “gentle” abrasion? A mint julep would be a more effective exfoliant.

How long until Hollywood options this into a garbage reboot of 1996's Crash?

Katy Tur should be THE shero of 2016, and continuing into 2017, because she’s not done.

A fruit designed with Becky With The Good Hair in mind.

This lawsuit makes me feel totally great that Uber’s CEO just joined Trump’s Strategic and Policy Forum.

Snuggled up in the warm blanket statement you bestowed upon me tonight.

Commute her sentence so she can peace out to Russia and be neighbors with Snowden? Hard pass.

Your username and avatar need all the stars.

It’s almost impressive how they’re able to consistently make a bad situation even worse.

MSNBC reported Bolton will be Tillerson’s deputy. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go drink until I think it’s 2008.