Can we start a GoFundMe for all Jill Stein voters now interested in donating their vote to a worthy cause?

Recount? How about a fucking recall.

Lorde is apparently promoting the shit out of this song on social media, which made me think how much better it would’ve been with her instead of Taylor.

In 2012 and 2016, people thought running a folksy, common sense Democrat in the Indiana gubernatorial campaign would somehow work. It didn’t.

Nothing is more annoyingly awkward than Taylor Swift trying to bring the sexy.

I had a feeling. Still, he could be in a reenactment!

I want a web series of LMM drunk Face Timing his cool famous friends. Also, how has Questlove not been on Drunk History?!

I want a web series of LMM drunk Face Timing with his cool famous friends.

Whatever it was, I loved it!

I remember being thirteen and listening to my “I Wanna Be Down” cassingle over and over again until I memorized every word. Hopefully this sparks a new generation’s interest in Brandy; her discography holds up incredibly well.

How about “intersectional bigots?” 

Our world is now officially some alt-right True Blood fan fiction.

I am a Biden stan (understatement), and my friends have been leaving these on my Facebook timeline for the past several days. I have never felt more loved.

That’s such a gross humblebrag, which is totally on point for her.

Who is Nermal, then? Jonathan Cheban?

He looks like my nightmare of Matt Damon and Tom Brady’s lovechild.

It makes me feel a little better knowing I’m not the only one tearing up at the thought of Uncle Joe riding off into the sunset in a few months.

Thank you for this. I coached middle school track for three years, and even though there were days where I just wanted to walk off the track and never return, I miss the hell out of the experience as a whole.

The final State Dinner of the Obama Presidency, complete with Frank Ocean?! They would’ve escorted me out for sobbing uncontrollably.