Gary Johnson is a Veep character come to life.

Her hands were shaking throughout her entire speech, and she basically started sobbing when she brought up her father. The entire basis for this post is gross.

All bets are off when it comes to the kids of Stranger Things. They’re the ultimate diversion tactic.

First John Mayer Snapchats with the Stranger Things kids, now Orlando Bloom has a surprisingly pleasant Instagram. Ugh, I’m a sucker for dark-haired douchebags. (Go ahead and judge me; I would.)

Now I really need to know OBJ’s thoughts on Rita Ora.

So, does this mean future anti-bacterial soaps will be labeled “Active Ingredients: ALL OF THEM.”?

RHONY > commercial feminists

They’re both too exhausting to warrant my attention anymore. I’m too busy looking up Drake/Rihanna gossip.

#mood

Zoolander’s School is still better than Trump University.

Nobody believed me when I texted them about it. I had to follow up with article links to prove it wasn’t photoshopped.

I sung it to myself as I was writing it.

The Neverending Slogan

I’m surprised it wasn’t punctuated “Make Mexico Great Again. ALSO!”

If you don’t know what The Blaze is, you are truly living your best life.

Okay, but is Mexico going to pay for those snazzy new hats?

I actually started applauding when Stephen Colbert announced he’d be broadcasting live after the debates.

I love Kathryn Hahn, but I kept feeling like it was another case of, “Kathryn Hahn deserves better.”

Thank you! I had been wondering if I was an asshole for being massively underwhelmed by the pilot.