Parks & Rec Indiana is so much better than real Indiana.

Same.

If it’s at the Met Gala, I assume the plot is all eight women conspiring to make sure Amy Schumer has a terrible night.

Hmmm...now I’m wondering what the odds are of a surprise Frank Ocean appearance. I will suffer through the entirety of that show if there’s even a whiff of a rumor.

A rap battle between Kanye, and Taylor’s recorded responses from the infamous phone call, with Ryan Reynolds Taymerica sad face memes projected in the background.

Dorinda is my internal rage at every family Thanksgiving since I was a teenager.

Luann’s Jenna Maroney-level of delusion about her relationship with Tom is both disturbing and delightful.

Jessica Alba has obviously read The Art of The Deal.

I feel like the same case could be made for Los Angeles and the Summer Olympics...which is exactly why I’m worried they’ll lose the 2024 bid.

Fun Fact: Mike Pence’s mother is still a (secret) Democrat.

I’m still waiting for more Lochte/Hut Swag erotic fan fiction from Madeleine Davies. http://jezebel.com/youre-definite…

Illuminlochte.

Did anyone else catch the visual reference to the Heaven’s Gate cult?

The Linebacker has a very VFW-meets-Animal House vibe. In other words, sad!

Um, is it just me, or is that totally baby Liam Hemsworth?

God forbid that they focus on the fact that Simone is so good, she still medaled after receiving a deduction as high as if she actually fell. That being said, I am so freakin’ excited about Laurie’s silver medal!!

Make America Grip Again

It just wrapped up season NINE

Meanwhile, Tosh.0 will never end.