Someone should create a channel called “ASMR Bartending”

Its so fucking tragic that Clinton’s best argument is “I’m more electable because I’m not trying to healthcare better.” If people had always listened to that kind of BS, we’d never have the Civil Rights Act, the New Deal, worker’s rights, universal suffrage, Medicare, Medicaid, etc.

Even Team Cat HQ has to admit that there’s a certain Ayn Rand-ian quality to cats. Dogs are total socialists, or would be if they could figure out what a means of production is. Cats? Catlas Shrugged, Gella.

Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

So basically because he exposes them as the ignorant hypocrites they are.

If the Democrats come on stage and roll out even a tenth of the pure insanity offered by the Republicans, you can bet your bottom dollar that Deadspin, Gawker and all the rest would be all over it. Do you really think they’d let Hillary Clinton get away with this shit? Do you think that Hillary Clinton could go and…

Counter challenge: argue the merits of your side’s candidates (any of them, take your pick) rather than complaining about how liberal this site is.

Did we really need all that sound coupled with so much fury? Couldn’t we just have fury?

When she broke that bell jar my spirit soared! Such an inspiring book.

It definitely showed the value of pride and the pitfalls of prejudice!

I could not believe it got to 451 degrees Farenheit!

Who even was that Gatsby guy anyway? I didn’t think he was that great...

I’m not sure “Desire” is a very good name for a car

I was surprised that more didn’t fly over that cuckoo’s nest!

I didn’t actually think the artist did a very good job of portraying the young man.

I found it was a really useful manual on how to kill, dress and cook a mockingbird.

I would have preferred if it were more about mice and less about men.

It was good to finally figure out what made those grapes so wrathful!

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

I totally agree with your 1. suggestion. I completely disagree with your 2. suggestion.