Nice troll. You're still wrong. Removing the battery has absolutely no effect on the firmware password.

That is factually incorrect. In a MacBook Pro <2011 or MacBook Air from late 2010 on, pulling the battery does not clear the firmware password. A hint as to why you may want to stop talking now: I work for Apple.

Incorrect since 2010. One previous generations reconfiguring the RAM and an NVRAM reset would shake loose a firmware password. not so since then.

If you're still an EMT there's a great trick for removing a stuck ring:

I have to say, Sarah Palin has never looked better.

Take it to the Apple Store or an Apple Authorized Service provider. If you're on a Mac prior to 2010 it very simple and easy to fix this, In fact if you're a DIY kind of person you can do it yourself. (I'm not going to give you step by step instructions here, but they're out there.) If you're on a Post-2010 Mac it's a…

You can add per-App Key commands. In System Preferences>Keyboard click the Shortcuts tab, the select App Shortcuts from the menu on the left, add an Application and type the title of the Menu item you want to add. I added a feature in Safari to Merge All Windows. You could to something fun in Excel with this tool, I…

By the time that kitten's grown, that poor leather couch is going to be shredded to bits.

Mine doesn't go off on it's own. In my Scion TC there is a little reset button inside the glove box that lets me reset it after I've gotten air. If I don't hit that button the light stays on.

I'd trade a geode for a prizm.

Oh man. I had that shit once in the desert and had to puke into the urinal of a portapotty as I pissed out of my ass while holding up an IV bagwith my left arm for 24 hours. Luckily it was in August or that might have been my worst Christmas. Norovirus is no joke.

There are already rules that require a towel to be put down when sitting.

Karley, please try a bit harder.

I have only one thing to say to that: Come at me bro.*

Well thought out response. It's important to find out what the underlying causes of violence of this might be; knowing that there are a series of contributing factors does not excuse the abhorrently violent behavior, but that knowledge might help mitigate future violence.

Here's what I do: When I was living in the city, whenever I got a parking ticket. I would pay it via the Traffic department's website, leaving me an extra envelopes, which I would then save in my glove box for occasions just like this.

I'm kind of sad that it seems like a lot of women aren't getting given a nice sexy treat like lingerie by their partners.

when you were a little kid did you ever wear a pullover as trousers? Because that's what this is. It's like an updated version of Kriss Kross. only instead of backwards pants it's completely upside down.

Women aren't the only ones that don't like pooping at work. I'm a dude and I hate pooping in the office. I'm not going to risk a shart over it, but I avoid it at all costs. My office's bathroom is directly across a very narrow hallway from where my team leaders spend most of their day, so there is almost always…

I was out at a bar in Oakland last night and witnessed a bartender using a match to flame a citrus peel and it made the whole area smell like sulfur, which was very unappetizing. If you're going to flame an orange peel, make sure you use a lighter, not a match.