Nice troll. You're still wrong. Removing the battery has absolutely no effect on the firmware password.

That is factually incorrect. In a MacBook Pro <2011 or MacBook Air from late 2010 on, pulling the battery does not clear the firmware password. A hint as to why you may want to stop talking now: I work for Apple.

Incorrect since 2010. One previous generations reconfiguring the RAM and an NVRAM reset would shake loose a firmware password. not so since then.

"If you're ever trapped in rubble after a natural disaster, go ahead and drink it." Don't drink Urine in a survival situation. I've seen people do it. They ended up even more dehydrated.

If you're still an EMT there's a great trick for removing a stuck ring:

I have to say, Sarah Palin has never looked better.

So what if you're using a mail client, Like Apple Mail or Thunderbird to view your Yahoo Mail account? Your password just stops working. Awesome. Thanks Yahoo! You killed Grandma's email.

Those are balls.

Take it to the Apple Store or an Apple Authorized Service provider. If you're on a Mac prior to 2010 it very simple and easy to fix this, In fact if you're a DIY kind of person you can do it yourself. (I'm not going to give you step by step instructions here, but they're out there.) If you're on a Post-2010 Mac it's a…

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That's the Speaker.

You can replace your keycaps at the Genius Bar, usually for free. Are you absolutely sure the underlying components weren't damaged as well? It's possible the person you spoke to wasn't aware that Key caps can be replaced individually.

Some really important points were missed in this article.

By the time that kitten's grown, that poor leather couch is going to be shredded to bits.

You are the perfect person for the One to One program that's offered at every Apple retail store. Since you already own several Apple products, taking advantage of that program could really benefit you. They can give you a year's worth of classes to go over everything basic stuff like your what's a browser question,…

Mine doesn't go off on it's own. In my Scion TC there is a little reset button inside the glove box that lets me reset it after I've gotten air. If I don't hit that button the light stays on.

I'd trade a geode for a prizm.

Oh man. I had that shit once in the desert and had to puke into the urinal of a portapotty as I pissed out of my ass while holding up an IV bagwith my left arm for 24 hours. Luckily it was in August or that might have been my worst Christmas. Norovirus is no joke.

There are already rules that require a towel to be put down when sitting.

Karley, please try a bit harder.