-Urns

I’m pretty sure Jake Paul broke Arecibo Observatory, too!

Next week’s snarky AVC article about Whedon playing “Earth Angel” at a high school dance is going to be epic!

Subject: Whedon has weird document mistakes

I read that as Real Time canceled and got excited.  I cannot remotely believe I used to like this show.  If smugness could become sentient, it would be Bill Maher.

My God! No! Is the Covid okay?

The point is, if Joss Whedon doesn’t find his birth certificate quick, he’s going to fade out of existence, Back to the Future-style.

“(And here’s where we’d like to note that there are, obviously, many good reasons to go by a name that is not the one that was assigned to you at birth, and that we’re not trying to make light of, say, trans people who constantly have to wrestle with the courts in heartbreaking and frustrating ways to have their…

Or a snide neckbeard erasing Marti Noxon’s and Jane Espenson’s and SMG’s and Alyson Hannigan’s and Emma Caulfield’s and Charisma Carpenter’s work, by pretending that Buffy wasn’t fucking phenomenal?

“That’s two Steve Urkels and no family on a show called Family Matters!! How the fuck does that work??”

“This was supposed to be a blue collar Cosby Show, and Urkel turned it into goddam Quantam Leap!”

Same. I was abused multiple times throughout my life, from childhood to adulthood, by multiple people... and I’m not talking about “he made me uncomfortable with his advances” or “he groped me at a party”. I’m talking rape. Full on, violent, unequivocal rape. On that note, this whole “commit yourself to the experience…

Fucking exhausting.......and I agree with her, but she is FUCKING EXHAUSTING!

This is absurd. Simply put, Rogan didn’t hurt anyone, Rogan doesn’t owe anyone anything. It’s not a difficult concept to understand. If he and Charlene are friends, she can reach out and talk to him. Obviosuly they aren’t, so shes yelling out into the ether to get him to take action on something that’s not his fault?!…

“Yi also posted a checklist of what she feels is necessary for Rogen to do in this situation, which reads..”

Good thing Eugene Victor Tooms’ creepiness wasn’t sexual.

IT’S PRONOUNCED CHOWDAH! SAY IT RIGHT!  I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

WTF- hire survivors?! How exactly is that supposed to go down? Add a question to the job application?

It’s okay to stand against abuse, to agree Rogen should do everything on that list, and to still dislike Ms. Yi.

“but it’s been anything but an easy road to get there.”