I feel like this whole trial is like that time I tried to teach my grandparents how to send an email, except there’s someone else there too trying to get my grandparents to swear off email forever.

So would you say this has caused the franchise owners to go into full...meltdown?

I’m not buying it. I tried that on the train to work once and it did not work at all.

Fortunately they canceled his show at the cocaine factory. 

I’d undoubtedly prefer whatever Conan’s Tonight Show would’ve become by 2021 to Jimmy Fallon’s Celebrity Rictus Hour or Steven Colbert’s shitty Keith Olbermann/Bill Maher impression, but it always seemed like 11:30 on national television was going to be unkind to Conan ratings-wise.

You thought that because MADtv is in fact a better show.

Delete that Chud’s face. If I wanted to summon him I’d go into a dark bathroom and whisper “Brie Larson” three times into the mirror.

How dare you make me look at that ass-clown’s face!!!

Man says, “Doctor, I feel too coddled by this PC Culture. Nothing shocks me anymore.”

That’s all a part of the 5 year plan, comrade. As you are party member, you get the GAZ instead of Lada.

Seriously.

Good. Fuck people that can’t control their tempers.

Thats load bearing feces 

Death by Snu Snu it shall be indeed. 

Death by Snu Snu it is then.

“Dad there’s like whores here and stuff.”

I’ve worked in trucking for over 50 years. All these answers are wrong. They are called “hotdog doors”. Whenever we go to truck stops to do whatever it is we do there, we also buy lots of hotdogs. Sometimes hot, sometimes cold, it all depends on the altitude of your location. We would store said hotdogs in the…

You are better off that way. Same goes for Andy Dick.

I’ve never listened to his podcast. I just remember Joe Rogan from NewsRadio.