Doctor Dre was able to return to his true passion of thoracic surgery after his rap career. 

The only microtransaction I’d be interested in is an upgrade that helps me finish the movie as quickly as possible.

I still think about Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup at random moments and laugh myself silly. Lucy Lawless is so underrated as a comedic actor.

Stevie Nicks is busy running her fajita restaurant

This cannot be true.

The Gauntlets of Obtainment (+2)

Yoink Mitts

“Goddamn it honey, did you borrow money from Shaggy AGAIN?”

This is very inconsequential compared to the Fancy Lad who got on the wrong boat.  Why, he wasn’t really a Cabin Boy at all!

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

Well at least that will give them a sense of pride and accomplishment 

This is the kind of news I need, that we all need.

I don't remember these cut scenes from "The Running Man".

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

Damn… I had that one hanging in my high school locker. Clipped from OMNI magazine or possibly Creative Computing.

We at the network wants some music with attitude. It’s edgy, it’s in your face. You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy?” Well, this is music that gets biz-zay. Consistently and thoroughly.

What the hell was that?

Endut! Hoch hech!

Maybe they can get the guy who scored Worker and Parasite.