this isn’t even a Sam Barsanti article, which SHOCKED me when I glanced at the byline

He’s not overrated. He fully deserves every rate of hate he gets. Possibly more. He may be underhated.

Played by Fisher Stevens

IT’S BONER TIME

TIL Justin Timberlake’s financial planner is a bear.

Will Smith, the Dodgers’ catcher.

DJ Jazzy Jeff

“It Stinks!!"

America needs the wit and wisdom of Jay Sherman “The Critic” now more than ever.  So let’s revive that short-lived classic instead.

Meanwhile poor Jaime Pressly is wasting away in exile following Robbie’s coup and usurpation of the tile of Most Famous Person who Looks Like That.

From what I’ve seen its people complaining that they cast a white lady. Then when you point out that Cleopatra was Greek and not Arabic or black they treat you like you’re the ass hole and a bad liberal.

i think it has more to do with the fact that she’s dogshit at acting.

it is well known the main hobbies in the english countryside are birding, adultery, and murder.

It’s a shame, because he really does have some great games in his past. Privateer was great. Hell, I can’t even imagine how many hours I sunk into Freelancer, and the mods that sprung up around it. If he’d just made a modern version of that game, without trying to make it “every single part of every single thing you…

Maybe he just needed to add Margot Robbie in a bath-tub explaining what a comet is.

McDowell’s Employee of the Month.

Cecily Strong is out because she’s making her NYC stage debut in a limited run revival of Jane Wagner and Lily Tomlin’s The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, which runs until early Feb.

What lawyer took this on anyway?

You know what? I’m kinda tired of all these Batman movies trotting out the same Batman villains. From now on, Batman movies should only use the other Batman villains, like:

The guy with a 4-function calculator on his chest