Nothing like watching a hydraulic jack lower itself slowly, understanding that when you’re under the car, that’s really bad news.

Short layovers look good on paper, right up until the moment that the pilot comes on and says “Looks like we’re gonna be delayed...”

And yet, when I visit my local market (in the money neighborhood), I see regular (non-ghetto) folks walking around happily munching on goodies and drinking from bottles that they will never pay for. Every. Single. Time.

LOL you really had me going there...

Glad you’re safe

Good times...

“The Shadow of the Leader” is a real phenomenon, although in down in the trenches, we used to just say “The fish stinks from the head.”

My company wanted a culture that was inclusive, diverse, and supportive, but it always felt more like Game of Thrones in an Office Building.

He should just put “Resurgence” in the title and get on with it

It was an epiphany for me to see the “SG-1 Behind the Scenes” special with cast and crew commenting on the show. Richard Dean Anderson explained how the cast took almost nothing seriously, and played it like a comedy being played as a drama.

Rebel. Rebel. Why does that sound familiar? Oh wait, they had a flag, right?

I know, huh? I installed Windows 10 on my laptop a while ago. It works 100% perfect 100% of the time, except when it doesn’t.

There, fixed that for ya

The exit row always looks good, until you get sandwiched between two outside linebackers in business suits.

Came here to say that. First class is usually pretty quiet, business class also.

The absolute, positively WORST is sitting across from the head, and as the flight wears on, people don’t close the door behind them and various smells (and some liquid splatter) comes out of the toilet space. Spent the whole damn flight getting up and CLOSING THE DAMN DOOR.

I think it mattered to this guy (gotta love rednecks abroad):

I thought it was common knowledge that this was a phallicsy.

Sharknado v Firenado - we call that a fish fry around these parts

There’s always a/c at Topanga Plaza and Northridge Mall