This is too real

Holy shit. I just had ACL reconstruction and my meniscus sewn back together 3 weeks ago. Really glad this article wasn’t printed prior to that... would have scared the hell out of me.

I believe Candlestick WAS because Niners fans assumed that because it was named after a Clue murder weapon, they had to attempt murder there every Sunday.

Likely means torso rather than arms or legs. So yeah, that could be more serious.

You’re clearly not aware of the abomination that is Skyline Chili. Or you’re from there and are eating a big bowl of it right now.

How many slams would Federer, Djokovic, Nadal have if they hadn’t all come about within the same relative era of tennis? I’m not some great tennis historian, but this has to be the greatest era ever for having multiple dominant players.

How does he have a 6.5 year advantage? Federer has had 6.5 years to be further ahead. Does space time work differently for the two? I’m so confused by this comment.

How does it place them at a competitive disadvantage when  the terms have already been agreed to?

Great write up. I had the opportunity to watch Flutie in the CFL when I was a kid and I don’t think I quite realized just how lucky we were to have him on our team. He was something else to watch, and we really haven’t had a player as dominant since.

Does someone have to die?

An Arkansas tradition.

Actually, if they went with Bonytails, it’s also a species of chub so they would have to be the GJ Bonytail Chubs. Much more PG than the Humpback Chubs, of course.

THE WHOLE FACKIN’ WOHLD IS AGAINST US.

To all those funbag questions that asked if the better Finals result was the Bucks beating the Warriors or the Warriors beating the Bucks, I would just like to say FUCK YOU ALL!

I thought about this. And then picked up the phone. And neither one feels dominant to me. In fact, it seems to be dependent on where the phone is. If it’s on my left side, I go left ear and vice versa. The right side maybe felt more comfortable? And maybe I’ve recently changed since changing jobs a little while back.…

I’m embarrassed for everyone not involved in the creation of this headline, myself included.

Randy always fights better with his pants off too.

Serious question, but me being in the grays means it won’t be seen - do you think this fine would have been levied if it was any other coach on a team that hasn’t been widely reported to have such a thirst that can only be quenched by Kawhi? Like, if they asked Dwane Casey - would this have resulted in anything? Or…

...should just avoid talking about any basketball player on television, or in public, or honestly anywhere but the comfort of their own home.