Stick to sports.

Thanks! Email sent, even though this blog has kept me in the grays for eternity.

Nice try on avoiding sports, but this pertains to both running and squash, which are things I don’t do or watch, but have it on authority that both are in fact sports.

I have to go to a destination wedding in a couple weeks where the dress code is Beach Formal or some shit. I figured out Garden Formal and figured I could basically do the same thing, only with sandals on. Then the bride to be informed me that her hope was “no one would wear sandals.” My thought was “you want me to…

This is a handy site for determinign cloud cover. If you click on the hour (after finding the chart closest to you), it opens up a satellite forecast:

And on Monday, after deflecting question after question about Tkachuk, Doughty responded to a comment that the rivalry would end if one of them just said something nice about the other.

As someone who stands 6'2, I gotta say being any taller would be bad unless I was some sort of professional athlete. Sometimes a 32" inseam will fit, but usually I need the 34" and SO many stores seem to only stock pants in the 30-32 except for in the ugliest fucking jeans/chinos/dress pants. On top of that, my…

This list has really made me wonder why Dragan Bender isn’t getting Name of the Year consideration.

You laugh, but it’s more necessary than you think:

I had an overnight flight taking a northern route and had a window seat on the north side of the plane for the flight. Someone asked me if I could switch and I told them no. They complained that I was being unreasonable as they were offering an at least equal, if not objectively better seat (apparently it had a a bit…

That number of pills can do down if you’re a smaller player, like a kicker.

Disappointed they couldn’t add in Sonic 3/Sonic and Knuckles

Well, someone had to fill the void now that Burfict is out of the conference.

Holy shit. So excited. These were two of my favourite games on my Genesis!

You are a terrible human. But I laughed, so I’m right there with you.

Except she fucking can’t because of everything that was written in this story you fucking moron.

Pretty sure if Luck had been given a competent o-line (outside of last season) he would have avoided a number of the injuries that led to this decision. How you’re not seeing that it willfully ignoring it is beyond me. Grigson is to blame for that portion.

Hockey pays the least, though the contacts are at least guaranteed.

The Gang Adopts a Chonky Cat

I should have sent that in... just up the highway!