Yeah, that’s not how electricity or physics work. Also the line losses in the cord are fucking miniscule to the point where it wouldn’t even register on your meter.

I use a poof, because the poof is a proven scientific improvement over the traditional, boring-ass washcloth.

Dude... just don’t.

Who or what are the Padres?

Outside of their QB and their two RBs, I’m out.

I seem to recall that splitter being pretty devastating. But maybe you need to reduce his number of starts.

Players just need to stop going for the “torpedo” tackles. Actually use your arms and wrap up a player. It’s what I was taught since peewee football and in rugby.

They’ve been fuckups though. You watch his at bats and pitchers are trying to go away from him and he’s working the count. You get a lot of meatball pitches at 2-0, 3-1, 3-0 etc. On top of that, he went from being unable to hit a curveball to mashing the shit out of curveballs lately.

Yes, this, as opposed to the short skorts that most women wear in competition is a distraction. God forbid a woman want to cover herself up a bit or wear whatever she feels most comfortable in and will allow her to give her best performance.

Washington, D.C.—home to the Stanley Cup champions; one of the best players in baseball...

CFL season is over WELL before Boxing Day.

Oh god.

I was 15 or 16 and had just gone through a good growth spurt. My room was in the basement and I was running down stairs after getting home from school one day. I would always jump the last 3-4 steps. The ceiling sloped down with the stairs, but at the bottom it suddenly drops about 10" in line with the last step…

It gets real fucking messy and will never be clean again after first use. Just accept it and you will be fine.

It gets real fucking messy and will never be clean again after first use. Just accept it and you will be fine.

I went to Baltimore to see a game with three friends. Three of us were fans of the visiting Packers, and one was a Ravens fan. Being nice Canadians and all, we were definitely concerned about the possibility of a violent stabbing death, even the Ravens fan who had to be out and about with three Packers fans. However,…

That story is permanently engrained in my memory. Along with Drew’s response: “...You are your own buffet.”

Sure, Kirk Cousins was good. And the Washington Football Team didn’t think it was important to hang on to him.

This is amazing. You truly are the embodiment of the Washington Football Team.

I mean, the owner is slightly less of a shitbag and the team is about equally as historically pathetic. But they do have the sex boat.

It’s one of the top 10 swamp cities in northeastern Flordia though!