Well, he had two poles.

There are far more punchable faces. Ryan Kessler for one. Paul Ryan is right up there.

REINDEER RANKED, BY MOTOR:
1. Rudolph
2. Blitzen (lives up to his name)
3. Cupid (overcame his name)
4. Comet
5. Dasher
6. Vixen
7. Dancer
8. Donner
9. Getting hit by a bus
10. Prancer (get outta here, fancy boy)

I don’t know why everyone takes such issue with this. Isn’t it plausible that she had no fucking clue if it would work? Remember, the plan was for the transports to be CLOAKED but that failed. The main ship was supposed to continue pressing on, drawing fire, and eventually getting blown the fuck up when it ran out of…

He wouldn’t have got them, but his flip-over-Vatanen’s-head goal was him completing the Feats of Strength.

I’d also be fine if they adopted the college rule of just having one foot in bounds to make a catch a catch.

I hate the humanoid brandbot outside of football and Seattle and its fans are now among the worst in football (I miss the good ol’ Shaun Alexander days when fans weren’t smarmy fucks), but god damn is he exciting and fun to watch. His creators did an amazing job programming his football skill. Not so much on the…

You all forgot From a Room: Volume 2.

I ordered Dominos two nights ago. My old condo was close to two very good independent places, but alas I have not found anything good nearby yet. So Dominos it was AND it was 50% off. Now I don’t know if 50% off made it taste better, but it was actually pretty good!

Anything to knock Court down the record books is OK by me!

Pretty sure his first name is Dan!

YOUR PIZZA RANKINGS ARE STILL WRONG AND BAD.

I’m beginning to think that Ben Tippett is a pretentious dick. “OH, you only watch North American sports? You poor simpleton.” /sniffs own fart.

Rob Riggle on Fox had a pretty fitting bit yesterday:

Really? I think this is pretty damn endearing. I mean yeah, it’s not good. But the fact that he was willing to write some random lyrics down, record them, and then send it to Deadspin is pretty cool. He could have said nothing. Or to fuck off. This is great!

This team could be 7-4 but for McDermott. Obviously not a given they beat San Diego but they sure as shit have a shot with Taylor at QB. Buffalo should riot. Given their pregame tailgating antics, I imagine the riot would be fantastic.

Spikeball might be the bro-iest game out there, but GOD DAMN is it fun. Someone brought it to a softball tournament last year and I didn’t even want to play softball. Games needed to hurry up and finish so I could get back to SPIKEBALL

Dairy and gluten free mac and cheese? Dairy free scalloped potatoes? You monster.

Goggles. On cold days, nothing is worse than your eyes feeling like they are freezing up. This is maybe especially true if you wear contacts (I do so I’m not really sure what eyes with nothing in them may feel like). If you live far north or in Canada where you are often biking to and from work in the dark, a clear…

Ray Allen is married to Shannon Allen and is father to 5 children. Ray and Shannon live in Coral Gables, Florida. Ray is a community leader, both here in Miami and around the country.