I’m a fan of this decision! I wasn’t sure which defense to play in fantasy this week and with the announcement, I picked up the Chargers and rode them to victory. Thank you, stupid idiot Sean McDermott!

Because baked zucchini is disgusting.

I bought a relatively cheap electric smoker which is pretty much idiot proof. I’ve used charcoal and natural gas types and while charcoal typically seems to give the smokiest flavour, the ease of use of the electric wins for me. Set the temperature and load in the chips and you’re good. Reload the chips like once…

I may be biased as it’s my home city, but the Flames and Gary Bettman actively tried to influence a municipal election. While it hasn’t worked, it’s still pretty damn disgusting. There still appears to be no resolution in site and honestly I’m getting to the point where I think the team may just up and leave as a…

I found some very badass (OK, nerdy) Star Wars dress socks. I was delighted and more than happy to shell out$30 for a stupid pair of socks. They fell apart within like 2 months. Never again. Fuck you, Stance Socks.

Rotaries are on phones. Traffic circle or roundabout. There is no third option, and I don’t care if that’s a Minnesota or Maryland regionalism, both can get fucked.

No one in Canada says “have a catch.” “Toss the ball” or “play catch” are the only things I’ve really heard.

Not to mention the pollution.

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Pretty much all baseball fans in Calgary are devastated as well. Sportsnet West had a big special going when I got home from work around 5:30. I didn’t catch the start of the 6 o’clcok news, but they recapped their lead stories at 6:30 and Halladay was first.

My biggest regret is that I wasn’t a big enough baseball fan at the time to truly appreciate how great Roy Halladay was. Growing up in Canada, though far from Toronto, the Jays are always on. I would tune in once in a while and see him mow down batters but I watched so little it almost seemed commonplace and the days…

Devastating for us Jays fans. Also,he spent most of his career with the Jays and retired a Jay. Least you could do is post a picture of him as a Jay.

This is a comprehensive ranking.

That guy is Spencer, a Deadspin reader. He’s as out of shape as the rest of us.

Postception.

It’s OK, they have Tom Savage. He was fine, right?

This is a super cool article! I’ve passed it along to all my slow-pitch playing baseball loving friends. Really makes me want to visit and check out some games.

I mean, he still got wood on a 96MPH pitch. I doubt I could do that.

It’s mind boggling that Trump doesn’t know the words to the anthem. Without music, I might be fucked. But I’m also Canadian. However, put the music on and I can probably get it after going to hundreds of hockey games over the years. I think it was Toronto that managed to sing it when the mic cut out, but I can…

Because your average Trump supporter reads this, dismisses it, and then types “STICK TO SPORTS”