Shut your whore mouth. Love, Alberta.

No one in Canada actually says “chesterfield,” calls an eraser a “rubber,” says “kerfuffle.” I’m not even sure what “lineup” is meaning in this context. If anyone ever said “Molson muscle” I would punch them square in the teeth. Only fucking Ontario actually says “two four” because they’re all morons. I don’t even…

Ketchup chips blow and I am ashamed that people in my stupid country enjoy them.

Tuke.

As a western Canadian... what in the fuck eastern Canada?? And easterners talk weird. People from Ontario put a weird emphasis on their R’s at the end of a word. “Be right back, just need to put some gas in the carrrrrrrr.”

This was always my belief.

That writer is a hack.

The fondest thing regarding this movie for me is the Derrick Comedy sketch it inspired.

These steps seem like effort I do not want to take, so I can just comment and live my life out in the greys right?

All I’m reading is this decision is Deadspin’s fault for it’s potential coverage of this non-issue. You guys fucked up.

I hate the (current) Seahawks, but always loved Lynch. I have no strong feelings for or against Oakland/Las Vegas/Whatever (aside from hatred of Mark Davis and whatever that rug on his head is) so I’m pretty happy I can actually cheer for him now.

If they give me AFL, I’m in.

Did that go off the base of the handle? Because that’s amazing.

We can’t all be as lucky as Detroit. Manufacturing will never go anywhere EVER!

Wow. Great read. I haven’t really given any thought to Chechnya since hearing about the wars when I was a kid. Didn’t realize they had pledged their allegiance to Russia.

Stannis had it dusted a year ago (maybe? who the fuck knows what the timeline is now).

Playing under a franchise tag seems like a pretty heavy risk for injuries in a sport like football. I know the announced contract values are farces, but the guaranteed money over a few years has some value. That being said, I guess I will keep David Johnson over Bell in my keeper!

It took far too long for this response to show up!

Look, if he wanted to get all of the calls then he should have gone into figure skating.