Wait, so am I ruining the white race by dating someone with another ethnicity? I mean, if we have kids, they would be mixed race. I’m just ruining everything she’s fighting for.

Yep, Montreal.

Snows, yes. That road is a sheet of ICE. Quebec also has mandatory winter tire laws, so pretty much everyone has their winters on. I mean, the truck that’s supposed to be sanding and improving grip slides into the damn cop car.

Man of Constant Sorrow comes to mind...

He was also a current CFL player with the Saskatchewan Roughriders. I mean, they are a garbage team in a garbage league, but still a relevant sport to the larger half of the continent.

I’m even in one of the team’s cities and I still saw they were in and said “meh.” I watched most of it though.

Get to BC son, for some real mountains.

My earliest memories are talking to all the girls I was crushing on on MSN messenger in junior high and being super pissed off if my parents needed the phone. “NOT NOW MOM, I’M TALKING TO BABES.”

I spend all summer bitching about the heat and wondering when we can get back to snowboarding. I’m also the insufferable type that hikes up glaciers just to get a few runs in during the summer. Missed August and September this year, but otherwise snowboarded at least once every month.

Yeah, this is what I was thinking. Ellis looked like he was moving in to the puck, but it got picked up by his teammate before it got around to him. Brown was also going for the puck and was adjusting as it looked like it would come around the boards before it got picked up by the Preds forward. Honestly thought it…

The fantasy player that deserves to die a slow, painful death is Alshon Jeffery. The dude sucked all season, then was apparently snorting gorilla hormones from the murdered carcass of Harambe and gets suspended. The fucker was all PEDed up and STILL was shit. Now he’s suspended four weeks. Fuck that guy.

This one is up there.

This. So glad I live in Canada. But President Pence is infinitely more terrifying than Trump.

Fuck.

As a Canadian, how do I react to this election? Like most Canadians, I live just a few hours north of the border. While I have a bit more of a head start than say, Vancouver or Toronto, should I start heading north immediately?

Holy shit Seattle fans are so up their own asses that they can’t even fathom how this alters the outcome of the game! All other things being equal (as in, scoring remained the same in the second half), the Bills are down by 3, meaning they just need a field goal to send it to overtime, meaning instead of going for it…

What about fudge? There is lots of good non-chocolate fudge.

Golf is not fun to play. Or watch. Fuck golf.

I’m really happy in Canada they have the Sportsnet guys covering the World Series.

Duthtin growth up and becometh a goalie